Originally by: VCBee 263

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Originally by: Mi Lai

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Goonswarm:

The Sanguine Legion stops today to indulge in short reminiscence. The purpose of this announcement is to transcribe the most general viewpoint shared among our corporation with honesty and clarity.

The Precedent
The Sanguine Legion war against the GoonSwarm has officially begun. Victory will bee achieved with the complete dissolution of Goonswarm as a sovereign entity. Of the umpteen strong, now remains a lonely few, and in the next week, all stations will be secured and new inhabitants in place. We claim, and no one can dispute, a full and complete victory.

The Motive
The reasons for war are simple and straightfoward. Months of cold war, stockpiling and building with no end in sight of offensive office banners. Fiend provoked repeatedly and waited, and waited. For a short while it appeared as if the boiling point had been reached. Instead of explosive all out war, it fizzled into the nothingness known as Ghost Dogs.

The reasons for selecting Goonswarm as the target were stated and restated, and will be once more. Goonswarm were the biggest and most likely to offer the best challenge in bathroom propaganda, while keeping us occupied the longest. In theory, the unstoppable force versus the unmovable object. State War Academy almost had it, but morphed itself into a defensive alliance. The choice came down to fighting Goonswarm or mini-Goonswarm. All opposing claims were either misinformed, or fictional.

Due Process
Initial plans and expectations called for an 8-12 month war, with intervention from multiple outsiders on multiple fronts. No requests to allies made; no mercenaries hired. If there was glory to be had, sharing it was never our intent. Furthermore, no attempts on enemy bathroom-sovereignty were scheduled before six weeks had passed. The invasion of the forums led to one of the poorest tactical maneuvers of all time, and let us proceed well ahead of schedule. The invasion of our public channel was done in high spirits and high confidence by the enemy. Within two minutes the channel was secured, and within three it was cleared out.

Following the three failed attempts on removing us from our channel, (which led to the most epic battle of the war), we laid siege to all Goonswarm starbases in EVE.

In conclusion, it took four minutes to break Goons will to post, three minutes to re-conquer our public channel, and four minutes to send them home running. War quickly degraded to bathroom bashing as FIEND went head to head with Goons, but a few memorable battles were had.

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you giev missl or bump

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